is it tonight yet?

i swear, i can taste the pint already. it's slightly cool to the touch, and has beads of water dripping down its sides. The color within is akin to burnt molasses, or maybe finely ground espresso coffee beans. The last half inch of the glass is taken up by a very light caramel colored foam made up of densely packed teeny tiny little bubbles, each of which contains a small angel whose sole purpose is to create a powerful sensation of pleasure and relaxation within your brain. it's true. i can prove it.

also looking forward to next month, when the insidious rumor of a certain alan returning to montreal should be confirmed.