Thursday, July 02, 2009

and this

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

they're fun

I like these things.

1. last beverage = nice dry vodka martini
2. last phone call = work crap
3. last text message = obscene humour to my cousin Tino
4. last song you listened to = Crazy by Seal. Stupid office radio occasionally doesn’t suck.
5. last time you cried = a while ago

6. dated someone twice = yes
7. been cheated on = yes
8. kissed someone & regretted it = yes
9. lost someone special = yes
10. been depressed = yes
11. been drunk and threw up = yes

12. purple
13. blue
14. yellow

15. Made a new friend = yes
16. Fallen out of love = no
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes
18. Met someone who changed you = yes
19. Found out who your true friends were = yes
20. Found out someone was talking about you = nope
21. Kissed anyone on your friends list = no
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = all of them, to some degree or another
23. How many kids do you want to have = 2
24. Do you have any pets = no
25. Do you want to change your name = I've no
26. What did you do for your last birthday = basically threw myself a party.
27. What time did you wake up today = 8 am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = asleep
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = clarity of mind.
30. Last time you saw your Mother = today
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? Maybe a little more awareness of time when I was a little younger. Oh, and to have chosen better confidants/sources of advice once upon a time.
32. What are you listening to right now = Fucking Evil Garbage being spouted by Michael Buble. For the love of God.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = I may have, if you count speaking to Tom Selleck on tv while he rocked out as Magnum. I’m very grateful for DejaVu tv…
34. What's getting on your nerves right now = the submerging of my daily existence in a stinking seething morass of stupidity and ignorance.
35. Most visited webpage =no clue.
36. Real name = Carlo Luigi
37. Nicknames = depends on who’s the source.
38. Relationship Status = committed.

39. Zodiac sign = Cancer
40. Male or female? = male
41. Elementary? = George Etienne Cartier (RIP), General Vanier
42. Middle School = what?
43. High school/College = John Paul I, Laurier MacDonald, Vanier
44. Hair colour = brown
45. Long or short = short-ish, wishing I could let it grow.
46. Height = 5'10”
47. Do you have a crush on someone? Sort of. Maureen O’Hara from my favourite John Wayne movie.
48: What do you like about yourself? = that’s a great question
49. Piercings = no longer
50. Tattoos = yes
51. Righty or lefty = righty.

52. First surgery = hernia
53. First piercing = ear
54. First best friend = my cousin
55. First sport you joined = hockey
56. First vacation = Italy
58. First pair of trainers = Reebok

59. Eating = no
60. Drinking = water
61. I'm about to = think about heading home early.
62. Listening to = Oh my God…I think a Gwen Stefani song is on the radio. HOW is this better than listening to classical music? Fucking wankers.
63. Waiting on = five o’clock, actually.

64. Want kids? = yes
65. Get Married/Civil Partnered? = already partnered
66. Career? = ne’er do well. Actually, I’d like it to be student of the world, if I’m being real.

67. Lips or eyes =eyes
68. Hugs or kisses = hugs
69. Shorter or taller = taller
70. Older or Younger = older
71. Romantic or spontaneous = romantic
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = stomach
73. Sensitive or loud = sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship = depends
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = trouble maker

76. Kissed a stranger = Yes.
77. Drank hard liquor = Yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes
79. Sex on first date = yes
80. Broken someone's heart = yes
81. Had your own heart broken = yes
82. Been arrested = sort of. They let me go right after handcuffing me. I wish it was because I pulled a “Do you know who you’re fucking with?” line, but I think it’s because they had made their point.
83. Turned someone down = yes
84. Cried when someone died = yes
85. Fallen for a friend? = yes

86. Yourself = no
87. Miracles= yes
88. Love at first sight = yes
89. Heaven = yes
90. Santa Clause = no
91. Kiss on the first date = yes
92. Angels = Yes.

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = yes
95. Did you sing today? = yes
96. Ever cheated on somebody? = no. They always knew about the others, when there were others.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = 11 or so years
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = perhaps one of the skiing trips. Last year was mighty slim pickings, though.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = no
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = what?

Monday, May 04, 2009


i'm back, and boy howdy do i regret it!

these people truly are imbeciles, of the smallest minds, full of sound and fury, and yet remain convinced of both their viability and importance. if i could simply disregard them or bypass them altogether i would be a very happy camper indeed. very.

unfortunately, i step in piles of their excrement daily. the consequences of this are large, and i do not desire to travel down this road, as the unpleasantness of the journey outweighs the destination's potential. i would much rather explore alternatives if i can. on this, i must ponder.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

so entertaining

we went to see Monsters vs Aliens last night (in 3D-o-vision!!!) and it was really really cool. quite a departure from the old red/blue glasses that just made me a little queasy...

i really like going to the movies, i gotta say. it would be awesome if they didn't spread out the three annual good ones amongst so much poop. and not subjective, opinionated carlo type poop, but actual regurgitated dramatic devices/characters/plot type poop with no redeeming points. mind you, who the fuck am i to criticize? i would go see dawn of the dead remakes (as long as they're up to zach snyder's incredible version a couple of years ago) every week and never get bored. give me post (or currently occuring) apocalyptic craziness of any kind (though preferably involving a horde of some kind rather than just a natural disaster), guns, some cool characters, and dwindling resources and i'm happy as most scruffy-faced intellectual "writers" are with anything whedon or smith release.

there! got one last jab in.

Monday, April 13, 2009

i wonder

went to to check out my blog, as inspired by my morning readings, and lo! the results:

We guess is written by a woman (57%), however it's quite gender neutral.

Monday, March 23, 2009


we spent the weekend on the ski hills, and what a weekend it was. spring has sprung, birds are chirping, sun is shining, SWMBA is bombing down black diamond runs and pulling me along...

holy crap.

i can barely keep up.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Thanks be to Sam Raimi

and I'm really glad there's this whole renaissance of horror movies right now. well, there are some quality choices mixed in with all the torture-porn, at least.

awwww yeah.