certified pre-owned vehicles

words fail me. whenever i attempt to describe the extent to which i abhor consumer marketing, i come up short. marketing and the lemming-esque mentality of the great unwashed give me very little in the way of reassurance that the human race is headed in the right direction.

it's not just a mint. it's a tic-tac.

for the @#$@*$*@! love of @#$@$%T^ christ!