Thursday, September 02, 2004

Simple Solution

It's funny. i just heard on the radio this morning that terrorists have hit again in russia yesterday. last week they knocked two planes out of the sky. then a bomb in moscow. now a school with 350 people inside.
i suggest to all those people who find this behaviour in poor taste and who are looking for a solution to kidnap ever world leader's children in the name of Blarg. maybe that would cause them to finally take the Roman approach.
back in the *Londo voice* glorious days of the old republic */londo voice* an attack on a single roman citizen ANYWHERE in the empire (even up in mud-hut land) was considered an attack on Rome herself. that brings bad-bad on the entire village of Ug-luglug the Barbarian for his attack on poor wittle carlo, who was merely strolling through the Schwartzwald looking for mushrooms.
so it's simple really:
terrorist: we claim this school in the name of Blarg, and demand that you free our other Blargians at once (even though they also blew various things up in the name of Blarg)!
president me: um. sure. hope you took out insurance on Blarg, though, cuz it has just been re-zoned as a cutting-edge glass floored parking lot. still wanna make demands? we could do this all day.


back to the bab5 update:
yesterday, Londo returned to B5 in typically awesome fashion. is it me, or is Sheridan getting more than a little annoying, what with that brooding scowl and constant pontification...no wonder Garibaldi just split.

*note to self* get nude pictures of Delenn, to go with the matching set of Ivanova and Kosh nudes.

:D

1 Comments:

Blogger alan said...

kosh nudes?

you are so very wrong.

4:20 PM  

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