those who know me surely understand.

on the back of the box i'm currently holding.

You are Frank West.
A hard-edged photojournalist
hellbent on investigating
the mystery at Willamette Mall.

It's swarming with Zombies.

You have 72 hours.

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS A WEAPON!

i am so happy i could hug the world. well, at least suspend the painful executions for a day. okay, an hour.