Wednesday, April 18, 2007

what the heck

does spam really work? if someone, say like that russian entrepeneur "alex" who posted a comment in the previous message, bombards me with the word "vicodin" will i eventually decide to buy some?

i would encourage the twos and twos of you who keep up with this blog to do the following. rather than buy the crap that the wonderful world of madison avenue pushes on you, i would ask you to do the opposite. the commercials or ads in general that irritate you should guarantee that you ban the product from your life. if it happens to be something you really like, remember that there are always alternatives. negative reinforcement will, at the very least, one day result in a world full of amusing advertisement.

oh, and to all the spammers out there, keep on truckin', folks! i was sure to buy a penis enlarging pill if i received 300 more emails about it. just think. only 300 more emails and you finally would have convinced me. in the interim, i figure i'll just tell my nigerian friend about it. i think he's depressed since his brother in law needs to take all this money out of the country, and he could probably use the ego-boost that a larger wang entails...

6 Comments:

Blogger NATIONAL Test said...

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5:08 PM  
Blogger NATIONAL Test said...

Wait a minute! You have an online hookup for Vicodin? I'm in, yo. Forward that shit my way. This "spam" of which you speak sounds bril!

5:10 PM  
Blogger NATIONAL Test said...

(Aww crap. Fuckin' Google. Meh.

B.W.)

5:10 PM  
Blogger H said...

Hear, Hear!

6:27 PM  
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