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i just wanted to remember the lunacy of this conversation. i'm leaving for San Fransisco and LA tomorrow, and this is the conversation between me and my buddo:

me: sigh
brb
Alan: yeah
Sent at 3:21 PM on Thursday
me: so, where are we eating tomorrow night? any of your friends joining us? will we get to meet the governor? that would be just awesome.
Sent at 3:30 PM on Thursday
me: make it so.
ooh! and i'd like to hang out with Robin Williams a little bit. then maybe we can go eat at Bob Saget's house with those annoying twins. you better tell John Stamos to stay the fuck away from Ali.
Sent at 3:33 PM on Thursday
Alan: I think I can get Robin Williams home address, but he might be in rehab. I can show you the row of houses they used for the Bob Saget house
Sent at 3:35 PM on Thursday
me: Ooh, rehab for what?
i wonder how much the Bob Saget houses are worth...if memory serves, they are beautiful townhouses located in front of a big park.
Sent at 3:46 PM on Thursday
Alan: It's called postcard row.
If one became available, it would be in the two to three million dollar range
and williams says he started drinking again last year.
me: good for him!
he should get back on the blow too, maybe do some funny standup again...
Sent at 3:52 PM on Thursday
Alan: I'd say let's go to alcatraz, but that involves the wharf
me: ooh! Alcatraz! I get to be the birdman!
wanna go wanna go wanna go
unless it's retardedly expensive like the CN tower elevator
Alan: it's not so much the expense, it's that it sells out
me: they sell out a prison?
Alan: oh, and while it's supposed to be warm this weekend, bring sweaters just in case.
me: sure.
how much is it to visit the prison?
OHMYGOD!
never mind all of that!
we HAVE to go visit starfleet. for the love of all things holy!
Alan: earliest available tickets Tuesday
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me: awesome!
Alan: you come get me, we'll head out to the presidio, you can walk around and say "new-clear wessels" and we'll get dinner out there
me: PERFECT
and then we can visit starfleet
and hopefully a probe will visit earth at the same moment
and we can go eat pizza with shatner
and he'll take us to the future with him in a bird of prey
which he'll then let me keep
this trip is so gonna ROCK!
Alan: lol
me: i call Captain!
you, dear Al, can choose to either be the helmsman or cantankerous engineer.
i'd suggest engineering, what with your scottish upbringing and all...
Sent at 3:59 PM on Thursday
Alan: too much math
me: it's a klingon ship, man. there's no math. there's only hitting the cranky piece of hardware with a spanner.
Alan: well... you have poing.
er point
me: you too, dear sir, have poing
where do you want to go eat tomorrow night? will your friend the interior decorator from Beetlejuice be there?
Alan: I could gather some of the troops.
anything you're not eating?
me: shellfish, y'know, crab, shrimp, lobster, scampi, Cthulhu, Deep Ones, etc...
Alan: I remember that
me: excellent.
rice-a-roni. mmmmmm.
Alan: never had it
me: don't even know what it is meself...
ooh! we could eat an old hippie!
Alan: flavoured rice with vermicelli noodles.
me: rice with noodles?
agh!
Sent at 4:11 PM on Thursday
Alan: yeah
me: you suppose that cool looking dude is still the president of starfleet? he seems nice.
Alan: you're insane.
me: Agh! sorry, i meant UFP.
my mistake.
Alan: he's retired
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254006/
OH!
me: Hello! Ve arrre lookink forrr de nucle-a-rrr wessels located at alameda. Ah-La-Meee-Dah.
Alan: When I was in New York, I watched a documentary called "How William Shatner Changed the World"
Alameda is the Laval to Oakland.
Alameda scares me.
me: And Sirrr, Eets de Enterprise!
Sent at 4:17 PM on Thursday
me: We gotta go around saying "Double dumb-ass on you!" all weekend.
and use many "colorful metaphors".